29 September 2001
New layout. God, it took me FOREVER to figure out what I should do...
I was studying my PSAT/SAT words with this one book, Vocabulary Cartoons, and there were several things that bothered me. Number one: all the women in the cartoons have surprisingly large breasts. Number two: there was one cartoon that said Chinese people drink shark fin tea. What the hell? What would that even taste like? GROSS. Seriously!
While I was having my mental health day yesterday, I was surfing the channels and stumbled across a show called Talk or Walk (totally copying Forgive or Forget). Now the conflict appears to have been between two friends. One was an older woman, the other younger. The older woman had had three breast surgeries [to make em bigger/fix them] and was going to sell her house to get another surgery. The younger woman was completely opposed to them. She wasn't the older woman's daughter; just a very close friend. Okay, so I was thinking, "Why the heck would you want to go on television to talk about your BREASTS? Why would you want to duke it out in front of millions of viewers?" And there was this totally spew-ish picture of the woman's breasts after the third surgery. Sure, they blacked out part of it, but you could still see the rolls of fat under them. There was one audience member who said, "If you lose ten pounds, you can take out the breasts, and get a good boyfriend," and I totally agree. Ugh. The rolls of fat reminded me of someone else...
I was studying my PSAT/SAT words with this one book, Vocabulary Cartoons, and there were several things that bothered me. Number one: all the women in the cartoons have surprisingly large breasts. Number two: there was one cartoon that said Chinese people drink shark fin tea. What the hell? What would that even taste like? GROSS. Seriously!
While I was having my mental health day yesterday, I was surfing the channels and stumbled across a show called Talk or Walk (totally copying Forgive or Forget). Now the conflict appears to have been between two friends. One was an older woman, the other younger. The older woman had had three breast surgeries [to make em bigger/fix them] and was going to sell her house to get another surgery. The younger woman was completely opposed to them. She wasn't the older woman's daughter; just a very close friend. Okay, so I was thinking, "Why the heck would you want to go on television to talk about your BREASTS? Why would you want to duke it out in front of millions of viewers?" And there was this totally spew-ish picture of the woman's breasts after the third surgery. Sure, they blacked out part of it, but you could still see the rolls of fat under them. There was one audience member who said, "If you lose ten pounds, you can take out the breasts, and get a good boyfriend," and I totally agree. Ugh. The rolls of fat reminded me of someone else...