this is home this is where i go this is my playtime this is the past this is my time
 
20 December 2001

I'm a Michelin Man: The typical jovial and parental figure. Responsible and caring, yet never saying no to a little bit of harmless mischief. Aah!! I am fat white chubby man. Lovely.

Read Jemima J last night (by Jane Green). I tink finally I have found a 'chick flick book' on the same par as Bridget Jones! It rally is a great book, even though I can't rally picture her in my head. Oh well. Who is a size 12 out there? Is that rally big? I never know these things.