this is home this is where i go this is my playtime this is the past this is my time
 
19 January 2002

Strawberry juice is good. Doesn't that sound strange? Strawberry juice. It's not one of your normal juices, definitely. Why not? What is so different about strawberries as compared to oranges, grapes, and apples? Will dwell upon that later.

Yes, am for sure going to Model UN now. I don't know if I am happy about it. I mean, I really want to go to Chicago and be with friends and have fun, but there is also the fact that a paper needs to be written and -- the whole pride thing. I really am made up from the most unfortunate traits: pride, selfishness, stubborness, quick-tempered, indecisiveness... the list goes on and on.

Dame Barbara Cartland-- dear lord! I don't know how in hell she got the title 'Dame'. All the girls in there talk... like... this. Let me provide an example (not taken from the book, made up):

"You.. must.. help me. I... don't.. know... how to do this..." she said frantically.

"I can not help you," he replied brusquely.

"But... you... must.." she pleaded.

Just get one of her books and you'll see. The men speak super correctly while the girls have .. these.. long.. drawn.. .out sentences that are fricking annoying!