28 June 2004
After eating half a bag of guacamole doritos, stopped self, aghast at high position of MSG on ingredients list. Told supervisor to spit in bag as would be effective deterrent to me. He not only did that, he also locked them up. Thank goodness. But the doritos were not so easily quenched.
As I went to Launch to search for 'Dido' and her videos, typed in 'Doritos' instead, without a thought.
Evil, evil doritos.
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Went to DC for the weekend and it was lovely fun! Shopped all Saturday and museum hopped all Sunday. The Smithsonian museums have got to be the coolest--you see all this great stuff for the great price of FREE. Saw the Hope Diamond, of course, and lots of other jewelry that made me want to head out to the nearest Cartier and buy the lot. So thank you Sam for a wonderful weekend.. you were the hostess with the mostest!
Eyes swollen and tired. Long bus ride! Got up early too, cause thought had class today after but nope. Okay realize rambling. Must go scan slides.
As I went to Launch to search for 'Dido' and her videos, typed in 'Doritos' instead, without a thought.
Evil, evil doritos.
...
Went to DC for the weekend and it was lovely fun! Shopped all Saturday and museum hopped all Sunday. The Smithsonian museums have got to be the coolest--you see all this great stuff for the great price of FREE. Saw the Hope Diamond, of course, and lots of other jewelry that made me want to head out to the nearest Cartier and buy the lot. So thank you Sam for a wonderful weekend.. you were the hostess with the mostest!
Eyes swollen and tired. Long bus ride! Got up early too, cause thought had class today after but nope. Okay realize rambling. Must go scan slides.
Doritos eh? I'm more of a cheetos man myself, but I get what your saying. I ate half a bag of the FAMILY sized one of those once without a thought, until someone just mentioned that I just had 180% of my daily alloted amount of saturated fat. Whoops!
I miss the Smithsonian. Did you climb over the big Triceratops in the front? Is it still there, i wonder?
-Steven
I miss the Smithsonian. Did you climb over the big Triceratops in the front? Is it still there, i wonder?
-Steven
# posted by : 6:44 PM
you just gotta throw the food away. without a second thought. without a "maybe i can resist them, i'll only eat a few at a time" kind of thing. because you can't resist them. just throw it all away. my sister baked me a lovely lemon cake last week and i threw away half of it when no one was looking because otherwise i eat cake as a substitute for every meal. then i had mindblowing sex (thought the story needed a little excitement)
one time i accidently searched beyonce instead of cafe del mar while i was watching some program on vh1. goddamn beyonce...
Steve: haha those cheetos will get you too.. crafty cheetos. I did not actually climb over the Triceratops, but it is still there... if you mean the triceratops skull.....
Emily: what a shame that you throw away half a cake... you should send it to me!! there should be a website where people barter half-eaten foods. seriously. then we could have mindblowing sex with the people we barter with! yay. anyway: i tried to post a comment on your page but it kept not letting me!!!! so lack of comment love is not for lack of trying.
Rick: beyonce.. ah.. the wonders of that girl will never cease. haha.. she really can worm her way into you. i know she wormed her way into me. somehow i can't stop shaking my bootay.
Emily: what a shame that you throw away half a cake... you should send it to me!! there should be a website where people barter half-eaten foods. seriously. then we could have mindblowing sex with the people we barter with! yay. anyway: i tried to post a comment on your page but it kept not letting me!!!! so lack of comment love is not for lack of trying.
Rick: beyonce.. ah.. the wonders of that girl will never cease. haha.. she really can worm her way into you. i know she wormed her way into me. somehow i can't stop shaking my bootay.
Ricky, maybe if you took your eyes off the Naughty Girl video for just long enough to type what you need to type, there would be no problem. I know, I know, its hard, but you can do it.
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