Holy goodness.

I was just at the world premiere of ALFIE (new Jude Law movie)!!! And I actually got to go IN the theatre with the stars and all! Sadly, I didn't see Jude Law because I had my pride and didn't want to crowd the red carpet as there were lots of screaming fans already. But on our way in, I saw Chris Noth (Mr. Big in Sex and the City) and Jane Krakowski (Ally McBeal)! Pretty damn cool. And I got to see the movie for free ahead of lots of people, so I feel pretty lucky.

How on earth did this happen?

Well, I was lying on my bed after an exhausting day, watching VH1 when knocks sound on the door. Suzanne gets it, and I hear murmurs, then Suzanne says, "Jude Law!" Of course, I'm instantly alert.

"Jude Law? What?" I exclaimed. Suzanne enters our room with Richard, a frat boy on our floor.

"Yeah, I've got tickets to the premiere. But I need a girl in a dress in, oh, about three minutes," he replied, looking at his watch. I let out a teeny shriek.

"Suzanne, you've got to come with! Come come come!" I pleaded. I don't know Richard all that well, you see, and wanted a friend. She had to study, and no one else could come either, so it was just me and Richard, off to the premiere. I don't think I've dressed faster in my life. I tossed on black pants, red haltertop, and comfy heels. I didn't even have time for makeup!

Let this be a lesson to me: always have on some semblance of makeup no matter what!