People disturb me.

Randy Legal Eagle Busted - lawyer solicits wife of prospective client for sex and a lesbian performance in lieu of fees.

Defrocked Dentist in Semen Suit - what is it with dentists and injecting random substances into unsuspecting people's mouths?! it makes you have more reason to fear going to the dentist than ever before.

Official Portrait of Jennifer Wilbanks - i am strangely fascinated with this woman's story. is it her creepier-than-thou eyes? her detailed lies about her alleged sexual assault? for someone who has vowed to remain chaste until marriage (which i think, at 32 years, would probably drive anyone insane) she sure knows an awful lot about the birds and bees.

[ via smokinggun ]