Oh my god. I hope someone else is also watching the Miss Universe pageant because it is SO good for a laugh!!!
How does this pageant still exist, honestly? I'm watching the first part right now where they're dressed up in costumes reflecting their national heritage (for the most part) and the way they're posing is pretty damn ridiculous, swirling capes and looking sinister/intense. I really wonder what is going on in their heads.
Okay, I'm in a giant feathered headress. How can I possibly make this look good? Right, glare at the camera. Maybe then they won't notice my giant feathered booties. Or the giant stick through my nose.All in all, good campy fun, I suppose.